You know what I NEED!?

You know what I totally need to make my life that much more bareable? You know that computer lady that started working at Telus, and she always is saying, "I think you said 'Residential'"; or, "I think you said "Make a referral payment"? Yeah, well I need her to come work for me.

Can you imagine!?

Hello, thank you for calling Rod. To speak to Rod, say, "motha-fucka"; to leave Rod a message, say "sweet-ass motha-fucka"; to get Rod to call you back, sing "doncha wish your girlfriend was a freak like Rod?!"; if this is VISA calling to find out why Rod missed his last payment, please hang up now.

Kee hee.